Looks like I really hurt myself Seat Surfing with Daniel Drac. Here is a rundown of what I know is damaged:

Bruise on left side of right knee
Bruises on right shin
Bruises on left shin
Bruise and burns from clothes on upper left thigh
Bruise on upper left ankle
Bruised left kneecap
Pulled muscles surrounding left knee
Pulled muscles on waist
Slight soreness on right tricep

Right now if I put any weight on my left leg near my knee, it feels like it's going to collapse. I'm getting too old too fast.